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Reviewed: June 17, 2004- By: NHunter (Click to contact through email with any question about this site, or any other review - Above all we are honest with replies on whether a site has such and such content)
Absolute Kim bills itself as a "creampie swinger and fetish lifestyle website." Kim is a dark-haired bundle of kink, "America's #1 Kinky PTA Mom" and "hardcore full swap swinger" (that is, open and willing to do her members). You've just got to love a gal who answer her e-mail like this:
A Question to Kim - "Do you really like to eat anal creampies out of asses?"
Answer- Sweetie, I love to eat anal creampies. I am a ass licking slut and a true lesbo housewife! I never can lick enough smooth shaven asshole's of both men and women. The taste, as I stick my tongue deep inside an ass is dreamy to me. It is only made better when I am eating out gobs of freshly deposited creamy white sperm from her pink rosebud asshole. Girl ...Kimmy will eat it out!
And you know what? She really means it! Who calls that dramatized crap they seem to have everywhere these days "reality porn"? This is reality porn.
The "fetish lifestyle" label lets you in on how this is a team project, with Kim's submissive Webmaster/husband being her slave Rich. Their relationship makes this site a real must-see for femdom fans, as Kim really puts Rich through the works. He even eats his own cum off a plate and gets used as a toilet slave by Kim. Talk about living the fantasy!
There is a lot more to the site than this. Kim's photos and videos cover a pretty wide range of kink, with swinging, peeing, fisting, flashing, creampies, anal, lesbian and other messy stuff. We were also really impressed with all of the extras. These weren't just licensed bullshit, but real bonus sections exclusive to AbsoluteKim that showed a lot of personality. There's Rich's "Slave Cage," "Kimmy's Cock Club" (members send in pictures of their dicks), "Kim's Kitchen" for recipes, and live cam shows a couple of times a week.
The negatives are what you might expect from a homemade site. Navigation wasn't always smooth or straightforward. We sometimes clicked links taking us to blank pages, or pages that sometimes came up and sometimes didn't (though we always managed to get where we wanted eventually). The design is a little too busy, in part because of the confusion with the other sites in this amateur network. You "enter into Kim," for example, at the very bottom of the main entry page. This also isn't a huge site, though it does have a good selection of pics and videos. The pics aren't supersize (even in the largest format) and the videos fairly short.
We weren't really bothered by any of this, since it is pretty typical of an amateur vs. a professional site. As noted, AbsoluteKim is just one of a whole network of swingers/amateur sites (see our review of Jean Swing for a breakdown for some of the others). Kim seems to have a couple of updates a week, and the network as a whole updates daily.
Join Options: Credit Card, Online Check, Phone
Join Fees: $19.95/Monthly
Bottom Line:
A fun site full of energy, personality and lots of kink. Part of a really good network too.
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